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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

dreamingofdoctorwho:

suchasticklerfordetails-sammy:

Become an archaeologist, they said.

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It’ll be fun, they said.

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It’ll be fun they said. 

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It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said.

NO

slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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brocktopusthemello:

*marks territory by releasing spit valve*

winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

shouldnt:

Teachers who put both all of the above and none of the above as choices on exams are the worst type of teachers.

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.